mobpsycho100:

ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ boneless watermelon

Posted: 1 year ago

dankestmemestealer:

Finally, what the world needs.

trufflesmushroom:

wally-jo:

oh my god

kineticallyanywhere:

dennys:

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it

Posted: 2 years ago

shaggyshwag:

colachampagnedad:

based god uplifting the self-esteem of earth’s population one tweet at a time

Son this shit is what I needed

god-loves-cheese:

The math books warned us about you

official-zuko:

BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

ekisame:

this is the baby leg we use in chem when we need the bathroom

tastefullyoffensive:

by Heck If I Know

vibraants0ul:

When you go over someone’s house and they act like their dog isn’t a wild beast

tastefullyoffensive:

When you’re so close, but so far.

nectarandvenom:

roguemechanic:

sixpenceee:

Harvard University offers a completely free online course on the Fundamentals of Neuroscience that you can get a certificate for successfully completing and which requires nothing other than basic knowledge in Biology and Chemistry. This excites me! Here’s the website

I now want to take this.

ok this is awesome